Hello Everyone, this is Vance. He will be manning the shuttle to and from whatever location we choose over the weekend of our reunion. He is a good guy and just wants to help. All he asks for his services is a case of PBR's at the end of each day. Other than that, there is no limit as to how far he will drive us in order to keep us safe. The vehicle of choice will be a 1972 International School Bus. You will know it is Vance as our driver simply by looking at the side of said vehicle. The old "Edward J. Howard, Operator" will be scribbled out with black spray paint and "Vance's Bus" will be overlapped upon Mr. Howard's name with a sharp looking GREEN paint so as to catch the SCC spirit.
I should note that "Captain Vance" as he likes to be called, will be offering songs of lore to those who decide to ride his "Rickshaw of Pride" as he demands it be called. Those songs will include but are not limited to, Marshall Crenshaw, Van Halen (Roth years of course) and anything that has Slim Whitman.
A word of caution, DO NOT CROSS CAPTAIN VANCE, IF YOU VALUE YOUR ANUS.
1 comment:
Keep up the good work.
Post a Comment