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Shuttle Driver Hired

Hello Everyone, this is Vance. He will be manning the shuttle to and from whatever location we choose over the weekend of our reunion. He is a good guy and just wants to help. All he asks for his services is a case of PBR's at the end of each day. Other than that, there is no limit as to how far he will drive us in order to keep us safe. The vehicle of choice will be a 1972 International School Bus. You will know it is Vance as our driver simply by looking at the side of said vehicle. The old "Edward J. Howard, Operator" will be scribbled out with black spray paint and "Vance's Bus" will be overlapped upon Mr. Howard's name with a sharp looking GREEN paint so as to catch the SCC spirit.

I should note that "Captain Vance" as he likes to be called, will be offering songs of lore to those who decide to ride his "Rickshaw of Pride" as he demands it be called. Those songs will include but are not limited to, Marshall Crenshaw, Van Halen (Roth years of course) and anything that has Slim Whitman.

A word of caution, DO NOT CROSS CAPTAIN VANCE, IF YOU VALUE YOUR ANUS.

shoes make the man

sarcastic monkey love

Sarcastic baby

KEYNOTE SPEAKER SELECTED!!

It is with great honor, that I announce the confrimation of the selection of “Nature Boy” Ric Flair as the Keynote Speaker at the Seton Catholic Central High School Class of 1987 Reunion.

A brief history of Ric Flair:
Richard Fliehr was born in Memphis, Tennessee on February 25, 1949. He moved to Edina, Minnesota, grew up there and went on to play offensive guard in college at Minnesota.
Ric Flair debuted in professional wrestling in the AWA in 1972, after being trained by the legendary Verne Gagne. After about 2 years in the AWA, Flair left for the NWA. In 1975, Flair and a few other wrestlers were in a plane crash somewhere in North Carolina. Flair's back was broken in the crash, but he returned to the ring the next year.
Early NWA Years
Flair's first title in the NWA was the U.S. Heavyweight Title. He won it from Bobo Brazil in September of 1977. He lost the U.S. Title later that that year, but then teamed up with Greg "The Hammer" Valentine to win the NWA World Tag Team Titles. They beat Ole and Gene Anderson in November of 1977 for the titles. They were stripped of the titles early in 1978. In May of that same year, Flair defeated Mr. Wrestling to capture the U.S. Title for a second time. On December 18, 1978 Ricky Steamboat won the U.S. Title from Flair in Toronto, but Flair won it back from Steamboat on April 1, 1979. Then on August 12, 1979 in Greensboro, NC, Flair recaptured the World Tag Team Titles with Blackjack Mulligan. After they won the titles from Paul Jones and Baron Von Raschke, Flair vacated the U.S. Title so he could concentrate on the tag team scene. The very next month, Jones and Von Raschke won the tag titles back from Flair and Mulligan. This would be the last time "The Nature Boy" held a tag team title.
Now, with Flair concentrating mainly on singles competition, he won the U.S. Heavyweight Title for the fourth time. He defeated Jimmy "Superfly" Snuka on April 19, 1980 in Greensboro, NC to begin this title reign. On July 26, in Charlotte, NC, Flair lost the title to Greg "The Hammer" Valentine, but regained it from his former partner on November 24 in Greeneville, SC. On January 27, in Raleigh, NC, Rowdy Roddy Piper put an end to Ric's fifth U.S. Title reign.
The NWA World Heavyweight Championship
On September 17, 1981 history was made. Ric Flair defeated Dusty Rhodes in Kansas City, Missouri to win the NWA World Heavyweight Championship. This was just the beginning of the now famous Flair/Rhodes feud. Dusty was suspended from the NWA in late1982 or early 1983. Then a masked man, known as the Midnight Rider, came onto the scene (who everyone knew was Rhodes). The Midnight Rider won the title from Flair on February 9, 1983. When the President of the NWA told the Midnight Rider to remove the mask, the title was returned to Ric Flair. Then, on June 8, 1982, Harley Race defeated Flair for the World Title in St. Louis, Missouri.
On November 24, 1983, the NWA held the first ever Starrcade in Greensboro, North Carolina. It was here, where Flair won the NWA Title for the second time from Harley Race. During an International tour, on March 21, 1984, Race regained the title in New Zealand. But, just two nights later, Flair won the World Title for a third time by defeating Race in Singapore.
At a show in Irving, Texas, Flair lost the Championship to Kerry Von Erich on May 6, 1984. Just a few weeks later, on May 24, Flair regained the title during their tour of Japan. This time, Flair kept the World Title for over two years. Then, on July 25, 1986, Flair's long time nemesis, Dusty Rhodes, defeated Ric in Greensboro, North Carolina. After holding the title for only 13 days, Rhodes lost the title to Flair on August 7 in St. Louis, Missouri. The Nature Boy's fifth title reign lasted a little over a year. Then on September 25, 1987, Ron Garvin won the title in Detroit, Michigan. It took Flair only two months to regain the title from Garvin. He started his sixth title reign in Chicago, Illinois on November 26, 1987.
After holding the World Title for a little more than a year, Ricky "The Dragon" Steamboat ended Flair's sixth title reign on February 20, 1989 in the same city where he started it, Chicago, IL. On May 7, at Wrestle War '89, Flair won the title back from Steamboat in Nashville, Tennessee. After this match, Terry Funk attacked The Nature Boy. Flair was out of action for about 6 months, after Funk piledrove him through a time keeper's table. Flair returned to battle Funk and the rest of Gary Hart's stable. Not able to take them on alone, Flair recruited Sting, Ole and Arn Anderson to reform the 4-Horsemen.
The Horsemen battled Hart's men on many occasions, almost always coming out on top. After they had taken care of Hart's stable, the NWA Championship Commitee awarded Sting a shot at the World Title. The Horsemen confronted Sting, and told him to refuse the title shot or leavethe Horsemen. When he refused, and demanded the match, the Horsemen warned him to watch his back. Soon there after, Sting was sneak attacked in the locker rooms and had a seriously damaged knee. When Sting returned to the ring, at the 1990 Great American Bash (July 7), he won the World Heavyweight Championship in Baltimore, Maryland.
The Formation of World Championship Wrestling
On January 11, 1991, Ric Flair defeated Sting to win the World Title for the eighth time. This wrestling organization the left the NWA and formed World Championship Wrestling. Flair was then recognized as the first WCW Heavyweight Champion of the World, taking place of his NWA World Title. While touring Japan, Flair lost to Tatsumi Fujinami on March 21 in controversial fashion. The decision was later reversed and the WCW Title returned to Flair, but World Championship Wrestling recognized Fujinami as the NWA champion. On May 19, 1991, Flair won the NWA Title for the ninth time by defeating Fujinami in St. Petersburg, Florida. After a conflict with Virgil Runnels (who we know as Dusty Rhodes), the top booker for WCW at that time, Flair signed a contract with the World Wrestling Federation in mid-1991. After doing this, he was stripped of both the WCW and the NWA World Titles. This was the first time the NWA Title had ever been vacant.
The World Wrestling Federation Title
Flair entered the WWF, taking his World belt with him (he owned it at the time), proclaiming himself to be the real World Heavyweight Champion. He took on Bobby "The Brain" Heenan as his executive consultant and Mr. Perfect as his trainer. Eventually, Flair sold his belt back to WCW. After a couple of controversial WWF Title changes between the Undertaker and Hulk Hogan, the President of the WWF declared the title vacant and announced that the winner of the 1992 Royal Rumble would be the new WWF World Heavyweight Champion.
The Royal Rumble was held in Albany, New York on January 19, 1992. After drawing number three, Flair proved why he has been called "the 60-minute man". Flair outlasted the other 29 WWF superstars (eliminating the British Bulldog, Big Boss Man, Randy Savage & Sid Justice) to win the Royal Rumble and the WWF World Title for the first time. He was in the ring for just over an hour, setting the record for the longest time in the ring in a Royal Rumble. He held the title until April 5 that same year, when he lost to "Macho Man" Randy Savage in Indianapolis, Indiana.
In Hershey, PA, Flair won the title back from Savage on September 1, 1992 with a little help from newcomer Razor Ramon. He held the title for just over a month, when Bret "The Hitman" Hart defeated him on October 12. After this, Mr. Perfect and Ric Flair had a dispute and split up. Flair and his new discovery, Razor Ramon, had a series of matches with Mr. Perfect and Savage. This feud eventually led to a loser leaves WWF match between Flair and Perfect. Flair lost this match and made his way back to World Championship Wrestling.
Flair returns to WCW
When Flair returned to World Championship Wrestling, Barry Windham, former partner in the 4-Horsemen, held the NWA Title and Big Van Vader was the WCW champion. Flair first went after the title which he had held nine times before, the NWA World Title. He won it from Barry Windham in Biloxi, Mississippi on July 18, 1993 for his tenth and final NWA title reign. He then lost it to Rick Rude in Houston, Texas on September 19 of that same year. In September of 1993, the NWA Title became known as WCW International World Title. Flair had several rematches with Rude, but was never able to beat him for the title due to disqualification finishes.
Ric Flair then got into a feud with Big Van Vader, which led to their big match at Starrcade 1993. Flair put his career on the line against Vader's World Title. On December 27, in front of his hometown audience, Flair defeated Vader to win the WCW Title for the second time. Then on June 23, 1994, "The Nature Boy" beat Sting for the WCW International World Title in Charleston, South Carolina. This was the first time Flair won the International World Title, but this match unified the two titles into the World Championship Wrestling Heavyweight Title. Flair kept the WCW Title until he was defeated by Hulk Hogan on July 17, 1994 in Orlando, Florida.
Flair and Hogan had a series of matches, leading to Flair putting his career on the line for a shot at the World Title. Hogan defeated Flair in this very controversial match. Flair reappeared on the scene, managing Vader during his feud with Hogan early in 1995. Because of Flair's constant interference in Hogan's matches, he asked the WCW Executive Commitee to reinstate Flair as an active wrestler.
After Vader was defeated by Hogan at the Bash at the Beach '95, Flair came into the ring and verbally attacked Vader. Arn Anderson, Ric's long time friend, came to Flair's aid when Vader started to attack. This led to a handicap match at the Clash of the Champions - Ric Flair & Arn Anderson vs. Vader. Vader defeated Flair/Anderson, getting the pin on Arn. Flair was furious that they had lost and verbally attacked his best friend.
The New 4-Horsemen
Over the next few months we were brought to believe that Flair and Anderson's longtime friendship had come to an abrupt end. At Fall Brawl '95, we saw the first match between "The Nature Boy" and "The Enforcer". This match was a see-saw battle. When it appeared that Flair was about to apply the figure-four. Brian Pillman came to the ringside area and jumped on the apron. Flair went over and punched Pillman. Brian retaliated by kicking Flair in the head with his cowboy boot, setting up Flair for the DDT. Over the next month, Flair begged Sting to be his partner against Anderson and Pillman. After figting them alone, Sting saw that Flair was a man of his word. The match was signed for Halloween Havoc.
Early that evening, Flair was supposedly attacked by Arn and Brian. When it came time for the match, Sting came to the ring alone. Sting controlled the beginning of the match but, as time went on, Anderson and Pillman took control. Then the croud erupted as "The Nature Boy" came running down the aisle in his street clothes, with his head bandaged. When Sting was able to get to his corner and make the tag, Flair entered the ring, ran off of the ropes and nailed his partner. They triple-teamed Sting and left him lying in the ring. On their way back to the locker rooms they did an interview with Mean Gene, stating that the Horsemen were back!
The Road Back to the Title
At Starrcade 1995, in Nashville, Tennessee, the WCW Championship Commitee decided to have a triangle match of the top contenders (the winner getting a title shot immediately after). The match was set...the winner of Sting vs. Lex Luger vs. Ric Flair would receive the shot at Randy Savage's World Title. Flair started the match against Sting, then battled against Luger. Then trapped between Sting and Luger, Flair tagged in Sting to fight his best friend. Nearing the end of the match, Luger got Sting in the Human Torture Rack. When Lex lifted Sting, the ref was hit and knocked out. Flair came into the ring, clipping the knee of Luger from behind, knocking his opponents out onto the floor. Flair helped the referee up and he gave them the ten-count.
Jimmy Hart came down to ringside and offered to be in Flair's corner during the World Title match. Flair accepted. Flair and Savage battled back and forth, until the Macho Man got Jimmy Hart's megaphone. He nailed Flair on the head and climbed the ropes. He nailed a bloody Ric Flair with the flying elbow. As Jimmy Hart distracted the referee, Pillman, Chris Benoit (the newest member of the Horsemen), and Anderson entered the ring. "Double A" nailed Savage with a foreign object, and layed Flair on top for the pin. Flair was now the WCW Heavyweight Champion of the World for the third time.
At the January, 1996 Clash of the Champions, Hogan and Savage surprised everyone with the appearance of Woman and Miss Elizabeth. Woman turned on them that night, another set up by the Horsemen. On the January 22 edition of Monday Nitro, Savage won the World Title back from Flair in Las Vegas, NV. A rematch was scheduled for Superbrawl VI, in St. Petersburg, Florida, in a steel cage. Flair came to the ring with Woman, and Savage with Elizabeth. Late in the match, Woman had Savage and the referee distracted at one side of the cage. Flair walks over to the door, to Miss Elizabeth, who gives him her high-heel shoe. Flair nails Savage and gets the pin. He leaves the ring with the World Title, Woman, and Elizabeth. Flair's fourth title reign lasted until April 22, 1996, when the Giant defeated him on Monday Nitro in Albany, Georgia.
1996 to Flair's Disappearance (early 1998)
On Monday Nitro, Ric Flair taunted and flirted with Deborah McMichael (wife of former Chicago Bear Steve McMichael) for weeks. After this, and verbally attacking McMichael himself on several occasions, McMichael recruited Kevin Greene of the Carolina Panthers to help him battle the 4-Horsemen. The match was set - Flair & Anderson vs. McMichael & Greene.
McMichael & Greene were accompanied to the ring by Randy Savage and their wives. Flair & Anderson were accompanied by Benoit, Elizabeth & Woman (Pillman left WCW after a dispute with booker, Kevin Sullivan). About halfway through the match, Liz and Woman chased Deborah & Greene's wife back to the locker rooms. As Kevin Greene was in the ring getting pummeled by the Horsemen, Liz and Woman came back to the ring along with Deborah McMichael. Deborah was carrying a briefcase which she handed to her husband on the outside of the ring. Steve opened it to find a 4-Horseman T-shirt and it was full of money. About that time Greene was crawling to the corner to get the tag. McMichael looked at his friend, looked at the money, then nailed Greene with the briefcase. Flair got the pin, then the 4-Horsemen pounded on Greene and Savage, and left them lying helpless in the ring.
Soon thereafter, Flair was awarded a shot at the U.S. Heavyweight Title. On July 7, 1996, in Daytona Beach, Florida, Ric Flair defeated Konnan to win the U.S. Title for the sixth time. All of this happened just about the same time that Scott Hall & Kevin Nash started the New World Order. The Horsemen were given the chance to destroy the NWO in the WARGAMES, but Sting & Luger asked to be part of the team so they could help in defeating NWO before it got too strong. Benoit and McMichael agreed to step down and let Sting and Luger be on the team. Then, at Fall Brawl, after Sting came down and entered the ring, he left his three teammates to fight four men. Luger eventually gave up and the Horsemen were cost the win because of Sting & Luger.
Flair held on to the U.S. Title for four months, until he received a shoulder injury while facing Kensuki Sasaki in Japan. In a lame attempt to make the NWO look stronger, Bischoff made it appear that Flair was attacked by the NWO on Monday Nitro. On television, He still claims that the NWO put Flair out of wrestling. Because of this injury, Flair had to vacate the U.S. Title in November of '96.
Flair had surgery to repair his shoulder and has been rehabilitating for the last three months. On the March 10 edition of Monday Nitro, during Piper's interview, the Horsemen came out and confronted Piper. Flair asked Piper to take the Horsemen as his partners at Uncensored and Piper accepted. Now Piper, McMichael, Benoit & Jarrett will be the Independent team in the 12-Man match. After this match, Flair came out on Nitro, saying that Piper dropped the ball. It now appears that instead of getting his deserved shot at Hogan, he will be stuck in a pointless feud with Roddy Piper. Let's hope that WCW thinks on this one and gives Flair a clean win over Hogan before he has to retire.
At Slamboree, in Charlotte, Ric Flair made his return to the ring. He, Roddy Piper & Kevin Greene (of the Carolina Panthers) faced Kevin Nash, Scott Hall & Syxx. In this match, Flair was in his old form. He started the match and dominated while he was in the ring. NWO took control for a few minutes, but Flair/Piper/Greene ended up on top. The match ended by Flair applying the figure-4 on Hall, Piper applied the sleeper on Nash, and Greene powerslammed Syxx. On Nitro the next night, Flair agreed to wrestle Syxx one on one. During the match, the NWO attacked Flair. The Horsemen had been kicked out of the building earlier that night, so Flair was left helpless. After the beating, Nash said he wouldn't rest until he put Flair and Piper out of wrestling. The next week on Nitro, Hall and Nash came out and said they wanted to defend the Tag Team Titles against Flair and Piper. This match happened at The Great American Bash. During the match Flair chased Syxx back to the locker room, leaving Piper alone to be defeated by Hall and Nash.
When confronted by Piper on Nitro, Flair told him the decision he made was best for Piper, himself, and the team. The next week, Piper questioned Flair again. This time, it not only brought Flair to the ring, but also Benoit and McMichael. When Mongo and Benoit confronted Piper, The Hot Rod attacked the 2 men, leaving Flair to choose between the Horsemen or his friend. Flair went after Piper, and was knocked down...when he did his famous beg in the corner...keeping Piper distracted long enough for Mongo to nail him with the briefcase. Benoit applied the Crippler Crossface while Flair and Mongo stomped away at Piper's head. As Nitro went to a commercial, the Horsemen were leaving the ring...and Piper was out. After weeks of each member being on their own, this appears to be the rebirth of The Four Horsemen.
Flair comes Back!!
After a long abscence, Ric Flair finally made his presence felt on the Big Show w/ John Boy and Billy on September 11, 1998. he was there to announce that no matter what it took, he would get in the building at Nitro that Mondy night

IT IS WITH URGENCY THAT YOU SHOULD KNOW:
MR. FLAIR IS FOND OF WOMEN AND ALCOHOL. I ENCOURAGE THE MARRIED MEN AND THE WOMEN OF THE CLASS OF 87 TO ENTERTAIN MR. FLAIR'S DESIRES, OR PAY A NOMINAL FEE TO AVOID CERTAIN DEGREDATION.
"SPACE MOUNTAIN MAY BE THE OLDEST RIDE IN THE PARK, BUT IT'S ALWAYS GOT THE LONGEST LINE!! WOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

No Child Left Behind...

"Scruze em. Is this way to new apple store?"
"Ahh yes, put on this singlet and you may enter!"

The "Vaw" Training Method

The lad, having no other recourse against the limitations only one's genetic makeup can impose, placed the apparatus on his head and looked in the mirror. He scanned his reflection for signs of weakness, and finding none, the lad turned and headed for the front door. He stepped out into the bright sunlight. Something was different about him. He had courage. He was a force to be reckoned with. He was VAW.

"I will finally show them. They will know what it is like to have someone vawing at them all the time." The notorious gang known as the Clan of the Razor Vaw had ridiculed, humiliated, and dehumanized the lad one time too many. He was a cobra and they would be his prey.

The lad wept as he thought of those he would defend himself against and the pain he would inflict upon them. As he wiped the last tear from the corner of his eye, he was booted in the Change Machine by yet another of those Japanese game show hosts. He dropped to the pavement, grasping his jovials in a futile attempt to protect them from the attack. The event marked the eighth time in his life he was victimized by a tuxedoed hitman of Japanese humor.

As the lad's testicles descended, his hopes rose above the curb. Nakahiro Hakanasi, star of the hit show "Surprise Roadside Sack Kicker That Makes Us Smile," was running towards his next victim, laughing with an insane happiness reminiscent of Renfield .

"Good bye, Hakanasi-san," whimpered the lad. "I will see you in hell by days end."

The lad stood, held his hand to his throat and made a graceful, slashing gesture across his gullet.
The rain started to fall and he knew what now had to be done.

Once the pooping began it would stop only once the feces had filled his right sock. And only then.

His innards seized and contracted for eleven minutes. He was empty.

Empty.

"Bury me my love
for yea, I am dead inside .
I am not so fresh"

He could go on now. The humiliation had ended. He stripped himself bare, walked home and killed his family.

(The goats are empathetic.)

estrus, or how I learned to stop searching on the term "phantom mare"

Phantom Training The Stallion - An OverviewBy Jos Mottershead
Phantom training is not as hard as one might imagine it to be. It involves conditioned reflex response (remember "Pavlov's dogs" from school science?)
The response is of course ejaculation. The condition the stallion must undergo to achieve that is to mount the phantom mare (also known as a breeding dummy) and breed the AV.
Teaching to mount is achieved by the judicious use and placement of a mare in estrus. The stallion is first "teased", then the mare is placed in front of the phantom, slightly off to one side, usually the right, as it's commonest for the AV handler to work on the left. Initially it is best to have the animals facing each other, only if the stallion seems uninterested should one turn the mare so her rear faces him.
The stallion is led to the phantom mare, which should have had a little estrus mare's urine rubbed on the end nearest the stallion, and he should be encouraged to sniff this. Often he will mount the phantom mare once he has sniffed the urine it, but if he starts to loose interest, then the real mare is moved to regain his attention to the business at hand.
Usually the stallion will mount after a little encouragement. At this point, his penis should be deflected into the AV, and he should be allowed to breed the AV. Stallions vary as to how much handling of the penis they will tolerate. Some one can be quite agressive with, and really "work" the AV, others will not allow this, and will lose their erection, or dismount.
The AV handler can check to see if the stallion has ejaculated by feeling the base of the penis for pulsations at the time of the ejaculation. Visually, one can see if the tail is "flagged", and depending upon what collection method is used, in some cases one can see the semen filling the container attached to the AV.
It is important to note that although the phantom training process is not difficult, it is very essential to get the timing right, the degree of stimulation by the mare's proximity and the penis/AV handling correct. Without all of these things coming together, there is a good chance the stallion will not ejaculate. If this occurs, then it is possible the exact opposite to that which is desired will happen, and the stallion will have learned that it is not desirable to mount the phantom. For this reason, I suggest that phantom training be undertaken only by those experienced in the method.
Some stallions will not mount a phantom, and/or ejaculate into an AV. Often these stallions are older stallions who have pasture bred or in-hand bred with minimum human intervention for many years. Collection into an AV can often be accomplished by using a "jump mare" (a mare in estrus who is guaranteed to "stand" well) rather than a phantom for these stallions.
© 1998 Jos Mottershead. May be used upon notification, and with accreditation.

It's not who you know....

It's how well they wash their hands.

When a History Haunts....

He awoke in a pool of sweat and as usual, the sheets bore the evidence of his restlessness: moist with the dew of his discontent. Cash stared at the ceiling, going over every detail of the ornamental crown molding that decorated the corners of his bedroom.

"I'll never get her out of my mind. Never."

It was then that he realized that he failed to clear the web history on his laptop. A sudden flash of panic mixed with humilation coursed through his body, catapulting him into the hallway towards the second bedroom-turned-office. It was too late. She had beat him there and had logged on.

"Cash, honey? Why were you looking at 'Nasty Grannies' on the internet?"

Chapter 8: The Road to Isengard

"You move me. Gimli," said Legolas. "I have never heard you speak like this before. Almost you make me regret that I have not seen these caves. Come! Let us make a bargain- if we both return safe out of the perils that await us, we will journey for a while together. You shall visit Fanghorn with me, and then I shall come with you to see Helm's Deep."

The dwarf drooled and under his arm he tucked the last vestige of civilization itself: a first edition copy of the porn classic "Bridget the Midget." His boner protruded curiously from his little person's pants and then, winking at the elf, he pointed at it. "Him," he said. "You'll see him if we survive. You pointy-eared queen."

As I Was Saying.......

One in the Groin is Worth Two in the Bush!

The Smelly Groin appears courtesy of Marvelk Comics.

I have decided that henceforth, taking a kick, punch, or elbow in the groin will be known as "Making Change."

The actual change-making apparatus is known as, what else, The Change Machine.

Got Change?

Last minute changes

Welcome class of 87 Hello Class of '87!
Due to growing demand, there have been a few last minute changes to the intinerary; feel free to lend your voice to the growing chorus demanding change:

FRIDAY, OCTOBER 5, 2007
REUNION MIXER
8 p.m. - midnight SCC Wrestling Room $15 per person. Includes wings, uninvited touching, veggie platters, sleeper holds, and special wrestling mat punch,
Event Schedule: 8 p.m. ‘genital round-up’; 9 p.m. ‘saucy square off’; 10-12 p.m. ‘all hands in’ invited guests to be announced based on results of the round-up; please, no exceptions!

SATURDAY, OCTOBER 6, 2007
REUNION PICNIC noon - 3 p.m.
Hidy Ochai’s Washin Ryu Dojo Event Schedule: Hosted by ‘guest Sensei Jimyau Purtell’ 1-1:15 p.m. ‘machete-off’, 1:15 2:30 p.m. feats of submission, 2:30-? p.m. ‘sunset rub-down’ and ‘now smell-this!’ contest
COFFEE AND TOURS OF HIGH SCHOOL (AND LIBRARY!) 4 p.m. - 5:30 p.m. Seton Catholic Central library:
Event Schedule: ‘Patriot Act Do’s and Dont’s;’ ‘Flowers for Algernon Puppet Review’ (staged by the Triple Cities ‘I’ll shove my hand up that!’ Players)
REUNION MASS AND J. ALLEN STEEPLECHASE 5:30 p.m. - 6:30 p.m. Seton Catholic Central chapel Celebrated by Reverend Tom Ward, Class of '87. MASS Free! STEEPLECHASE $10 includes ‘running of the Mollen’
REUNION DINNER (MAIN EVENT) 7 p.m. - 11 p.m. or midnight. Holiday Inn Arena $55 per person ($50 if payment is received by 8/1/07) Open bar from 7 p.m. - 9 p.m. (house beer, wine, liquor and soda) Cash bar after 9 p.m. Dinner buffet (must include ‘Festival of Meat’ for two).

SUNDAY, OCTOBER 7, 2007
FORMAL, MANDATORY BRUNCH 10 a.m. - noon Park Diner, Binghamton
Individual checks, group fun, individual excrescence

Mwaah haaa haaa

I can post! Now I shall write "poopy" on the interweb and congratulate myself on having joined the "blogosphere." Poopy. Oh, sweet liberty.

Why comment, when you can post?

I see that we have grown to six contributers. Will I be the first to start a new post? I guess so.
So you know, you don't have to just post comments, you can start a whole new "New Post" deal-y-o. Like what does ol' Frank Birtch have to report on? Clute, we could spend a whole thread on that. Or how abut that time we wuz "The Sliders" back at SCC. Well they weren't all good times. There was chilly October day when the Sysco truck jack-knifed into the parking lot almost crushing Kevin O'Malley with two and a half tons of "tater tots" © and "not-quite fish patties 'n' parts" ©. It took two hundred students, the Polara and gallons of fryer grease just to create and air pocket to sustain him until help arrived. Left him with that odd half-limp. The one that I still hear in my dreams when the fever is upon me. "stump CLOMP-SQUISH stump CLOMP-SQUISH"
Well, gotta go. Reruns of "Moesha" start at twelve.

Welcome class of 87

Hello Class of '87!
Next year is our 20th reunion, and we've already got a head start on planning. Please mark your calendars and save the date for:
OCTOBER 5 - 7, 2007
That's Columbus Day weekend, so hopefully some of you will have a long weekend. Here's the schedule of activities planned so far:
FRIDAY, OCTOBER 5, 2007
REUNION MIXER 8 p.m. - midnight Thirsty's banquet room
$15 per person. Includes pizza, wings, veggie platters, beer, wine & soda
SATURDAY, OCTOBER 6, 2007
REUNION PICNIC noon - 3 p.m. Recreation Park Bandstand
Free. Bring your own food, drink, kids & Frisbees
COFFEE AND TOURS OF HIGH SCHOOL 4 p.m. - 5:30 p.m.Seton Catholic Central library Free
REUNION MASS 5:30 p.m. - 6:30 p.m.Seton Catholic Central chapel
Celebrated by Reverend Tom Ward, Class of '87. Free
REUNION DINNER (MAIN EVENT) 7 p.m. - 11 p.m. or midnight. Holiday Inn Arena
$55 per person ($50 if payment is received by 8/1/07)
Dinner buffet with 2 entrees. Open bar from 7 p.m. - 9 p.m. (house beer, wine, liquor and soda) Cash bar after 9 p.m.
SUNDAY, OCTOBER 7, 2007
CASUAL, OPTIONAL BRUNCH 10 a.m. - noon Park Diner, Binghamton
Individual checks
-------------------------PAYMENT INFORMATION----------------------------
Save $5 per person ($10 per couple) by paying before August 1, 2006.
Single person, mixer & reunion dinner = $70 ($65 before 8/1/07)
Single person, reunion dinner only = $55 ($50 before 8/1/07)
Couple, mixer & reunion dinner = $140 ($130 before 8/1/07)
Couple, reunion dinner only = $110 ($100 before 8/1/07)