Why comment, when you can post?

I see that we have grown to six contributers. Will I be the first to start a new post? I guess so.
So you know, you don't have to just post comments, you can start a whole new "New Post" deal-y-o. Like what does ol' Frank Birtch have to report on? Clute, we could spend a whole thread on that. Or how abut that time we wuz "The Sliders" back at SCC. Well they weren't all good times. There was chilly October day when the Sysco truck jack-knifed into the parking lot almost crushing Kevin O'Malley with two and a half tons of "tater tots" © and "not-quite fish patties 'n' parts" ©. It took two hundred students, the Polara and gallons of fryer grease just to create and air pocket to sustain him until help arrived. Left him with that odd half-limp. The one that I still hear in my dreams when the fever is upon me. "stump CLOMP-SQUISH stump CLOMP-SQUISH"
Well, gotta go. Reruns of "Moesha" start at twelve.